Umair opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office |
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A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to call one in particular
She replied: That's easy. I call them by their fathername ! |
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Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha kay achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola:
Lagta hai pahunch gai |
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Saqib enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this?
Saqib replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly |
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| What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai. |
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Umer on cycle hit lady accidentally, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha kya?
Umer replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....." |
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Kundan, zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalta tha, woh kya soch raha hoga....think............. ??
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KiYON NAHI" |
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Rizwan: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Rizwan: Phone karte waqt. |
